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The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Free Local Co-op. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 70.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Steal This Bookian economy, worth a remarkable 6,086 trillion Free Monies a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Soda Sales, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 272,643 Free Monies, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,410,297 per year while the poor average 28,635, a ratio of 49.2 to 1.

The Free Local Co-op Women's Prison Choir now has a baritone section, witches' brews set off Geiger counters, major internet servers have acquired citizenship, and customer satisfaction with online delivery services is at an all time high. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Steal This Book's national animal is the Love Dove, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Agnostic Pantheism.

Steal This Book is ranked 275,424^th in the world and 386^th in NationStates for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 34.88 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.